With Mars, the planet of fights, and competitions going into retrograde in Virgo, we all have to mind our manners and our words as we learn from experience, even if that means growing one doozy of an ulcer in the process, keep your head held high, and stock up on the Valium while you can, it will soon be your best friend. With this happening in Virgo, you can expect to have struggles in boundaries, work, health, and being a worry wort more than usual- this, too, shall pass, and even though you will be happy to see that day come, it will leave you with plenty to think about for some time to after. Hope you enjoy this little write-up, touched with a whimsical side of sarcasm, hey, it is affecting me too, you know?
Aries: Mars rules your fiery self, and so you will feel the retrograde motion grinding on you more than the other signs, save Scorpio of course, so expect to be frustrated over everything, nit picking your daily schedule to death, and generally going at with everyone around you. As they say, the Devil is in the details, and so right now it is the little things that chap you the most- just rest up where you can, and watch your diet, get more leafy greens like good 'ol Pop Eye, it will help give your intestines a break and a chance to catch up, heart burn and other digestive things are likely to flare up along with your infamous temper, try and keep things simple, and don't read more into things than you normally would, over thinking things will lead to problems.
Taurus: Your energy and drive is usually nice and easy, easy and nice, but with Mars peddling backwards, you are finding yourself spinning your wheels in the sheer responsibility of life, and this isn't a field of daisies, either, but more like a pile of manure. Needless to say, this isn't going to do with it involving your social scene, it feels like you never have a moment to spare these days, and though it will pass soon, it will not be soon enough to get you back on the freight train to fun, good times abound once our little red friend decided to start spinning forward again, but until then, expect to miss out on the friends and romance scene for the time being. But chin up you, it will be better before you know it!
Gemini: Family and the job are in conflict, red alert, there may be two sides to you, but at the moment you don't have all the hands needed to pull the pokers out of the fire. With Mars resting in this place, you are wondering when you can expect the drama to end, and the money to start rolling in, well, facts are that the money is more likely to trickle rather than rain, and the family feuds have yet to settle down, as everyone is checking what is in it for them, and they are looking at the fine print, so are you, but distracted is an understatement to your concentration now, especially with all the pressures and stresses, but don't bail out to the pool side retreat ( and not just because you would grow icicles off the tip of your nose) but because there is is many things to be gotten in order- hard work and drive will be your best bet to see a decent outcome, give it your best shot.
Cancer: Talking won't be solving anything for you, even if it seems you are getting somewhere, or that it is helping, with the planet of fights and competitions you will be running the marathon all on your own; as the other person(s) will be pouting over by the sidelines, so don't expect anyone to engage you in fighting it out, talking it out, blah blah, just high tail it back to the safety of your shell, or else you will give yourself a headache trying to get your point across, everyone knows the truth, so better to leave well enough alone.
Leo: Like the saying goes, " money talks and B.S. walks" this retrograde period will be involving the almighty dollar, and boy is it going to be an interesting period indeed, this won't be a good time to budget, negotiate, or otherwise haggle with funds and income, as it will go in one ear and out the other, this is going to be a trying time for getting yourself where you want to be in your business or job, or even finding one if you are unemployed, as the money talks are going to set a whole other tone. Either way, you will want to know what is going on with your coin, but don't expect any miracles just yet; this is all about sticking it out, and there are few as tough as you.
Virgo: The pressure is on, and you are feeling it, tummy aches and the like abound for you now, it is all about you putting up boundaries, putting your foot down, and standing your ground, just don't expect the other party to see your sense of self and assertion just yet, what you are doing is laying the ground work for how things are going to be, it will be hard to keep your self from popping your top straight off, but eventually you will cool down and decompress, just breathe. Don't be surprised if things get childish and silly, they probably will, even if this involves your kids by chance, it will smooth over and you will provide a firm hand to see that it does, there is a new sheriff in town, time to law down the law.
Libra: There is nothing quite like a Libra scorned, and that my friend is what this is all going to be about, trust issues will abound, and the little pet peeves that drive you straight up the wall will be having you grinding your teeth like a beaver to wood, and when you crack clear open the whole town better watch out, because you have been holding back some things for awhile now, this isn't going to be anything less than a meltdown, as your feelings are truly raw from having Saturn on your case for the past year, and with it staying with you till this coming October, you want everyone to know that you aren't laughing, and they shouldn't be either. Yes, you want to be care free, like a kid swinging from a jungle gym, but life has dealt you a serious turn of events and that is another battle yet to be waged. Keep it simple and try and take things in good fun, all isn't as it appears.
Scorpio: Promises, promises, nothing seems to chap your bum more that whiners and liars, your fibs don't count when it comes to pay backs of course ( they had it coming you know) but this retrograde will bring about issues with friends and associates, and you biting off more than you can chew. It feels like everyone is wanting something from you, to the point that they have you signed up for things you may or may not be aware of, so learning to say no will be a help, easy right? Well this includes the adorable, loveable, and kissable in your life, "no" isn't a bad thing, it encourages patience and the value of responsibility, it isn't always up to you to fix everyone's problems, even if you are the best at managing, your ancient ruler taking a trip backwards is telling you to slow down, settle down, and let other people do for themselves- this isn't a buffet, it's life, sometimes you get pudding, other times a heap of pickled eggs, either way life marches on.
Sagittarius: Working nine to five has it's up sides, Ms. Dolly had that right, it will pay your bills, but you are starting to lose interest and developing some ticks from having to go over everything with a fine tooth comb; this sort of work environment doesn't suit you, especially when it doesn't live up to your sense of truth, but the hard work will pay off, and learning to buckle down to get things done will be a good lesson, even if in disguise. You might feel like a straight jacket is in your future, but in fact it will be a reward for putting your all in and then some, sometimes making roots can be a good thing, but have no fear, retrograde or not, you will find a way to make it liveable, after all, life's a party.
Capricorn: Been there, done that is the new mantra for you, nothing really gets you riled up like it used to, and life has been feeling dull, this is all about looking back at what you have achieved; where you have been; and the big lessons you took away from it. Travel really suits your fancy now, but it isn't likely to happen for a while yet, you keep talking yourself out of it, Mr. Responsibility, but life isn't passing you by, it is just idling for a minute, enjoy the detour, as it will be back to freight train speed before you know it. Friends may have you a bit jealous, though, as they are getting to do more than you, oh scholar that you are, but you will have the last laugh, and even if they can read all your emotions like a book, especially what you write or say on the phone, it will be all the more reason for them to watch out as you come springing back onto the scene.
Aquarius: Things just got real, nothing is fun and games right now, all is quite serious, and you are plotting about how to come out smelling like a rose. Mars, retrograde is teaching you to respect the boundaries of passion and obsession, not just in relationships, but all things that have up and all abuzz. In fact, you are keeping secrets, and passing some along, too, this is a time for you to explore your fatal attraction side, no don't go all Glenn Close on us, please, but do pursue happiness at whatever costs, just as long as they don't break too may laws. Your guilty pleasure may also involve a secret desire to move far and away, or to go after some big academic accomplishment that will have everyone talking; remember, that not everyone is looking for the commitment that you are, just stay aloof and try not to get too attached, as it may be too good to be true, this goes for moving camp and catching that jet plane out, too, and that would leave you blaming yourself for things not working out, it is best to play it cool, and keep things casual and carefree, even if you are building a shrine to them as we speak, or drooling over the culture or beach of that little island away from home, you are just excited, just don't over think or do anything right now, it is all about the poker face, wear it proud.

Pisces: To say it is a labor of love is an understatement, all that relationships feel like now is work, and you are growing more and more emotional about as we speak. Feelings of under appreciation, and being mean and green with envy for the time you spend with other people that are special to you, or that takes you away from the confines of the partnership have you scratching your head, unsure of what to do. Nothing you say seems to be helping either, and with Mars tripping on back, you can expect misunderstandings at both work and home, and there is likely not going to be any boundaries between the two at all. The best balance is to be on your own, swimming in your own pond for a while, the waters will still, but not until you gain some independence.